Damage message

Damge Less Message
Than or Singular
Equal To: Plural
dam == 0 vs = “miss”;
vp = “misses”
dam <= 5 vs = "nick";
vp = "nicks"
dam <= 10 vs = "graze";
vp = "grazes"
dam <= 15 vs = "scrape";
vp = "scrapes"
dam <= 20 vs = "bruise";
vp = "bruises"
dam <= 25 vs = "hit";
vp = "hits"
dam <= 30 vs = "strike";
vp = "strikes"
dam <= 40 vs = "scathe";
vp = "scathes"
dam <= 50 vs = "injure";
vp = "injures"
dam <= 60 vs = "wound";
vp = "wounds"
dam <= 75 vs = "hurt";
vp = "hurts"
dam <= 88 vs = "bloody";
vp = "bloodies"
dam <= 100 vs = "maul";
vp = "mauls"
dam <= 125 vs = "decimate";
vp = "decimates"
dam <= 150 vs = "maim";
vp = "maims"
dam <= 175 vs = "rend";
vp = "rends"
dam <= 200 vs = "wracks";
vp = "wracks"
dam <= 250 vs = "devastate";
vp = "devastates"
dam <= 300 vs = "RAVAGE";
vp = "RAVAGES"
dam <= 350 vs = "SMASH";
vp = "SMASHES"
dam <= 400 vs = "IMMOLATE";
vp = "IMMOLATES"
dam <= 500 vs = "SLAUGHTER";
vp = "SLAUGHTERS"
dam <= 600 vs = "DISMEMBER";
vp = "DISMEMBERS"
dam <= 700 vs = "MASSACRE";
vp = "MASSACRES"
dam <= 800 vs = "MANGLE";
vp = "MANGLES"
dam <= 900 vs = "MUTILATE";
vp = "MUTILATES"
dam <= 1000 vs = "PULVERIZE";
vp = "PULVERIZES"
dam <= 1250 vs = "BUTCHER";
vp = "BUTCHERS"
dam <= 1500 vs = "DISFIGURE";
vp = "DISFIGURES"
dam <= 1750 vs = "-=- DEMOLISH -=-"
vp = "-=- DEMOLISHES -=-"
dam <= 2000 vs = "*** DEVASTATE ***"
vp = "*** DEVASTATES ***"
dam <= 2250 vs = "DESOLATES"
vp = "DESOLATES"
dam <= 2500 vs = "-()- EVISCERATE -()-"
vp = "-()- EVISCERATES -()-"
dam <= 2750 vs = "+=+ RAZES +=+"
vp = "+=+ RAZES +=+"
dam <= 3000 vs = "-=+ OBLITERATE +=-"
vp = "-=+ OBLITERATES +=-"
dam <= 3250 vs = "<<+ SCOURGES +>>”
vp = “<<+ SCOURGES +>>”
dam <= 3500 vs = ">>> ANNIHILATE <<<"
vp = ">>> ANNIHILATES <<<"
dam <= 4000 vs = "<<< ERADICATE >>>”
vp = “<<< ERADICATES >>>”
dam <= 4500 vs = "*** ATOMIZE ***"
vp = "*** ATOMIZES ***"
dam <= 5000 vs = "do <<**>>BAD THINGS<<**>> to”
vp = “does <<**>>BAD THINGS<<**>> to”
dam <= 6000 vs = "do <<**>>BIG NASTY THINGS<<**>> to”
vp = “does <<**>>BIG NASTY THINGS<<**>> to”
dam <= 7000 vs = "LAYS WASTE to"; vp = "LAYS WASTE to"
dam <= 8000 vs = "knock the CRAP out of"
vp = "knocks the CRAP out of"
dam <= 8500 vs = "<<>>”
vp = “<<>>”
dam <= 8750 vs = "tears ASUNDER"
vp = "tears ASUNDER"
dam <= 9000 vs = "do <**> things to”
vp = “does <**> things to”
dam <= 10000 vs = "do <>*<>INCONCEIVABLE<>*<> things to”
vp = “does <>*<>INCONCEIVABLE<>*<> things to”
dam <= 12500 vs = "do *UNSPEAKABLE* things to"
vp = "does *UNSPEAKABLE* things to"
dam <= 15000 vs = "do )<*>(HORRIFIC)<*>( things to”
vp = “does )<*>(HORRIFIC)<*>( things to”
dam <= 16000 vs = "<[*]> ABOLISHES <[*]>”
vp = “<[*]> ABOLISHES <[*]>”
dam <= 17500 vs = "tears the ---F-L-E-S-H--- from"
vp = "tears the ---F-L-E-S-H--- from"
dam <= 20000 vs = "Brings -+-+ VENGEANCE +-+- down on"
vp = "Brings -+-+ VENGEANCE +-+- down on"
dam <= 25000 vs = "<*>-<*> VAPORIZES <*>-<*>”
vp = “<*>-<*> VAPORIZES <*>-<*>”
dam <= 30000 vs = "(-*-)Blows to Smithereens(-*-) "
vp = "(-*-)Blows to Smithereens(-*-) "
dam <= 40000 vs = "brings the WRATH of GOD down on"
vp = "brings the WRATH of GOD down on"
else
vs = "lays the ***** SMACK ***** down on"
vp = "lays the ***** SMACK ***** down on"